First Lines August 2024

A purple and teal dragon, a moon, and a teal tower with a banner, plus the words: "First Line 1: I had a collection of demons in glass jars, whom I took out one at a time and tried to redeem when I was bored" and the URL crookedlovemedia.com.
A purple and teal dragon, a grey moon, and a teal tower with an orange banner, plus the words: "First Line 2: I ran away with the Butterfly Dragon Circus" and the URL crookedlovemedia.com.
A dragon, moon, and tower with a banner, plus the words: "First Line 3: If I'd known rescuing a human prince from a lifeboat would cause all this trouble, I'd have left him in a lifeboat and let him row home on his own" and "crookedlovemedia.com."
A purple and teal dragon, a grey moon, and a teal tower with an orange banner, plus the words: "First Line 4: When I was sixteen, I took a job at the wizard prison. Two days later, I couldn't breathe" and "crookedlovemedia.com."